Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Hello, Friends of Anna. This is Sarah, her awesomely amazing older sister.

 Anna has been sentenced to grounding by the matriarchal court of law for the past two weeks and the next two days, after being charged with unnecessary physical violence directed at her younger siblings in response to minor aggravation. She is additionally on probation; for every additional act of violence or retaliation, she shall be sentenced to one more day of grounding. This includes loss of television, cellphone, ipod, internet functions non-related to homework, and all social activities.
I wouldn't count on hearing from her anytime soon.

Most Graciously on the Part of her Younger Sister's Behalf,

Sarah Maria
Advisor to the High Court of the Matriarchal Court of Justice
and Liaison to all sentence by above Court
(Ninja by Occupation QK)

P.S. Look Sideways

2 comments:

  1. OMG this is hilarious!!!! LUV UR WORDING!!! HOPE U R NOT GROUNDED MUCH LONGER!!! KEEP UR ANGER TO UR SELF!!! MISS U A LOT!!!
    LUV AMY

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  2. This is soooooo funny!! Nice job Sarah!!!!
    UR AWESOME,
    SJ

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